What have we here? – pizza, wine, a watch. Hmm…eat the pizza, drink the wine.
What about DNA?
Alcohol kills DNA, right?
Better google it.
No. Alcohol does not destroy DNA. Dammit!
I’ll drink from the bottle, then. Just a few swigs. They’ll never suspect it.
Pizza needs a quick microwave.
It’s hot now. Burned the roof of my mouth. It was worth it, though. Tastes delicious, authentic. And the wine’s amazing. Getting a pic of the label for later.
Since the food and drink were so good, I’ll leave’m the watch…but I’m still taking the damn TV.